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havent posted one of these in awhile

Om Nom Nom

just thought i'd make a new post since i fell asleep by accident at 8 and now i cant sleep. so lets see what to talk about found some really good songs recently which reminded me walking is great i've been walking alot when you have a good walking song or just walking with someone it's really enjoyable. i stopped walking at night though partly because of what happened with the guy but also because i was talking to someone and that story came up and he mentioned that his friend got a gun pulled on him in the exact same area that the guy started yelling at us so i was like yeah we probably shouldnt go out walking that late so we stopped........ anyway those songs first is My Freeze Ray by Neil Patrick Harris, great song pretty catchy and it's NPH gotta love him. the second is Get me away from here i'm dying by bella and sebastian. great walking song i just listen to it and it brightens up my day haha. the next is Commit by the Blakes i got it from the sneak peak at season 5 of HIMYM (greatest show). then there is fuck the pain away by peaches patootee showed me, sami, and david that song and we sang it for a weekend straight. then Starlight by muse Colleen showed me that one and it reminds me of U2 a bit and it is quite a good sleeping song.

stepping on a crunchy leaf is surprisingly satisfying

Food

i have found the prefect combination of food for when you dont have a drink or you dont want to refill your drink. the combination is first sough dough hard pretzels normally alone i dont like them because they make you very thirsty, but the perfect food to go with it. would be delicious strawberries which are nice and juicy so it quenches your thirst while eating pretzels. you eat them in separate intervals though you eat some pretzels then a couple of strawberries.

Food Poisoning

since Mallory has food poisoning this will be an educational blog entry about it.
Food poisoning is a common, yet distressing and sometimes life-threatening problem for millions of people in the U.S., and throughout the world. People infected with foodborne organisms may be symptom-free or may have symptoms ranging from mild intestinal discomfort to severe dehydration and bloody diarrhea. Depending on the type of infection, people can even die as a result of food poisoning.Dun dun dunnnn

More than 250 different diseases can cause food poisoning (so danielle she could have gotten food poisoning and not have the same symptoms as you). Some of the most common diseases are infections caused by bacteria, such as Campylobacter, Salmonella, Shigella, E. coli O157:H7, Listeria, and botulism.

Out of the different bacteria that cause food poisoning i'm guessing it was probably this one perhaps from those beans at Honeybrook? doubtful but who knows it's a guess but most likely it was the lox she ate.

Listeria is a bacteria primarily found in soil and water. According to the CDC, vegetables can become contaminated from soil or from manure used as fertilizer. Animals carrying the bacterium can also contaminate food. Listeria has been found in many types of uncooked foods, such as meats and vegetables, as well as in processed foods that become contaminated after processing, such as soft cheeses (such as feta and crumbled blue cheese) and cold cuts.

Damn

Damn that was longer then i thought

Rambling

as i sit in my chair where type shit down i take a look at my screen and realize i shouldn't be watching this and what i am watching is some rap video but i know i aint good at this stuff but its a pretty catchy song and i am typing along with it and i'm sure it wont go along just right cause it's going faster then i can type so i am doin the best i can now there is some crazy singing and i am going to download the song now yeah mhm..... i got my mind on my money and my money on my mind thats plagarism yeah WUD UP! tell me why i am doin this i dont know but i've been spending most my life living in suburban town?.... yeah.... mhm forgot the situation that they got me facing gotta be down with the. i give up it started off fun but the song was going to fasst to keep it going along and when i play the song to go along with it it does not flow at all haha but yeah the song was Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise i got a strange urge to listen to it when i got home. coolio has really crazy hair in that video by the way. hmm so yeah just watched step brothers so funny i love that movie i think i'm going to go through a rap phase lol jk but yeah something to talk about oh i saw this mad cool thing on tv it was about WW1 they dug enough trenches to circumnavigate THE WORLD! yes thats right the world. just cause its summer doesnt mean you cant learn something new so yeah something to talk about i got nothing but hopefully something will come to me like it usually does and i am wrting so something comes into my mind but i am drawing a blank maybe i should wait until i'm more sleepy cause then i'll just be saying a bunch of random stuff HA got something i'm sure this happens to everyone but when i get tired i talk about the most random stuff or just say the wierdest things damn that thought died hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that doesnt help i'd type way to many ms' before i got an idea oh and danielle did i use that apostrophe correctly cause i know you are supossed to use is like that for something and i am pretty sure i used the correctly but i could be wrong but yeah any ways life is great right now i've been back to 08 jon for awhile now which is good and uh yeah i'm really excited for college as sami knows i just wish i could move in sooner then the 5th god i hate suffolk for that damn bastards why they wont let people move in sooner i dont know but i am really annoyed new topic thats making feel annoyed and i like being happy so i'll just think about that later now onto cheez-its they are an odd snack so simple and yet so delicious not enough salt though on the ones in my last box :'( oh i have realized i will be the happiest college eater because i can live off of the cheapest and most simple foods burritos were my last one and today i realized that i should go back t easy mac sure it may not taste as good as regular mac and cheese but it's simple and filling if you have enough of it so i can live with it. what i will eat next though who knows i'm thinking grilled cheese they are a bit more involved to make then the two mentioned previously but thy are delicious yes i just used thy i thinkith i willith speakith in old english even though thats not old english oh did you know that in england there was two spoken and written forms of english one that the nobles and rich people spoke and one that the poor spoke wierd huh. thats all this is kinda long so good night and good luck with all your endevours young lads

Phase is Over With

my photoshoping phase is over so i am just going to go back to my random ramblings like i used to do. so i'm drawing a blank here on what to say. oh my boston trip. it was great i talked to a bunch of really nice people . what sucks though is i am still a little nervous about going because i didnt actually start any of the conversations with the people i talked to except jose but that was only because we were the only two guys in our group. everyone else came up to me and started talking to me, but i did have fun talking to them and i actually surprised myself at how easy it was to talk to them. usually i overthink things and i cant figure out what to say mostly because i feel rushed and when i feel rushed my mind goes to mush but whatever i'm still excited. oh and i forgot to mention Kelsey Trenti
and she is awesome i have the best luck with guides first sophie in germany and now Kelsey and she is a business major also so hopefully i might have a class with her even though i think it's a little doubtful since shes doing the managing business major and is going to be a junior but i will still see her around the business major building. and danielle dont worry i didnt forget about THE HOT GIRL! remember haha sucks i forget her name though oh well man i am really drawing a blank here i cant figure out anything to talk about so i am just going to stop. farewell hopfully my next one i will have some better and more entertaining ideas and topics.

Yeah

WOOOO!
Grrrrr

Star Trek Party Ship

Forgot my Iron Man one

Movies and the last one is not from a movie

Photoshop Beginnings

OH NO OH MY!!!!! A CAVE TROLL HAS ARRIVED!!!!!
I thought i remembered something happened during the summer and Mallory said she was going to hit David in the nuts and she never did so i made this to see what it would look like
HAHAHA i just had to do this
ERINA!!!!!
I need more photos of myself i'm getting tired of using the same faces.
Dinosaur dance!!!

First Photoshop

My Dramatic escape!!!!!!!!!

Photoshop

Jack is going to be getting me a copy of photoshop for free so i wont have to use Microsoft paint any more WOOOOOO hopefully my pictures will be better to

Charles Carmichael's Charm at Work

I make all the ladies Swoon.

For Lalli

You've tried the guitar and it didnt work now you must SEDUCE! her Bond/Carmichael style better yet make your own spy name and then do yo thang. just make sure you dont stare at her chest like you are in this pic you perv lol jkjk

For all the left out people sorry

Got'em
Sorry you are a man but the gadget guy was Q and this is his body Buttttt look below



Here is Q's fishing boat to make up for the man picture before
Hopefully he doesn't get mad ARGGGGGGG!

i am awesome at photo shop by the way haha

Charles Carmichael and Holly Ackart

Charles Carmichael & Holly Ackart made their debut friday night at 8 pm with a drive by spraying of Sami and Danielle with silly string. what will they do next? Who knows but the infamous duo themselves!


Damn whose that sexy buff guy..... oh yeah thats me baby 0.<

I just wanted to say i have the best cell phone ring tone now the JAMES BOND THEME SONG!!!!! wud up!


when i'm old i hope i'm crazy like this grandfather

this is so Danielle understands my comment on the post before this





This is how me and sami met (exaggerated)

PING PONG!!!

i had the most awesome game of ping pong with sami today and i must say we are pretty damn good he is still better then me though i i think i have found a hobby ping pong may not have the best reputation but it is surprisingly fun.

funny and worth watching

scroll down and watch mega kick/ owned and the falcon punch slips i couldn't up load them so this is the best i can do http://www.gamespot.com/pages/unions/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=26116447&union_id=15290&msg_id=300225368

ramblings of an adolesence mind with spelling errors and punctuation mistakes

as i sit here listening to title and registration by death cab for cutie i cant help but realize sobe life water is better warm then cold it has more flavor warm but only the pomegranate cherry one the others are not good. /\_/\ part of fox head. ^_^ thats what i was originally
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trying to make big difference i know. so today i hung out with sami we had a nice chat and watched super bad while we ate Tina's burritos. hmm Tina as a name has kind of been growing on me i never used to like it much but now it's not bad but the best girls name is Holly i think i always like that. thats the only name i have always like guys names i like for a little bit then i dont like them as much i havent found one that is really good yet although i have concidered chandler haha. alrighty then i'm going to bed so i can end this day of boredum hmm man singing is fun dancing is to but you cant really do that while sitting in a chair pretzel stlye. which is actually really comfy i usually sit on one leg while the other in out and switch back and forth from leg to leg but pretzel style is actually pretty comfy when you lean back a bit. Gah when posted my fox head gets messed up and cant be fixed :'(

Funny pictures

I like this
OHH SNAPS those are some conniving little birdies
Up to you
WHERES MY NUTS?! (and no not those nuts for the people with dirty minds out there)

Rat Racers the new hit childs toy

they didnt have a clip from the one i saw on discovery science but BBC is just as good i guess

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-jTkqHSWlg

Watch from 2 min

this just reminded me of something that you guys would say about me (just the quoted part) watch from 2 min in

Oh My God she knows about us!

are you serious?

Phoebe knows and she is only trying to freak us out that's the only explanation for it.....

Ok but what about my pinch able butt and my bulging bicep's......SHE KNOWS!


i dont have any rights to this video.

after telling my dad about what me and my friends did to kurt's car he told me a story about him and his friends when they were younger. they were up at hunter mountain at the bar and his friend smitty had a mustang and back then you could just unlatch the roof and push it down so my dad and his friends did that to his car while it was snowing and they went inside the bar for drinks for what must have been 3 hours when it was snowing heavily and when they went out smitty's car was filled with snow.

i miss the days when i would read Calvin and Hobbes i was so care free then and everything was easy but even though things were always good back then i wouldnt want to go back i dont know how to say it but i like it when life throws something new at you and trips you up a bit i dont know where i was going with this so heres a fitting picture

funny pictures

what up gangstas i feel like writing a random post about something but i dont know what i could write about i've been downloading a bunch of random music lately i think i finally found a genre that i could say i like alternative and indie i've found a good number of catchy songs in those genres damn there was something i was going to say after that but i forgot while i got sidetracked oh well if it's forgettable it's probably not that important anyways oh my mom is pretty sure she is going to get another dog she isnt sure what kind yet though she thinks she is going to get it this summer so i may have a new dog soon WOOOO i am actually typing this out as i think it so you get to hear all the random things i think about except it's kinda hard to do that right now cause i am listening to a slow song thats a good song to think to but it's stuff i probably shouldnt say on here lol. i think this is becoming to much of a diarie or something so i am going to talk about something entertaining like I LOVE YOU, MAN great movie and apearently i am paul rudd in that movie i'm not insulted but i dont think i am as bad as him with the really werid things he says i have my fair share of werid and awkward things that i do but i dont think i am that bad and funny thing i have seen the movie chocolat i dont remember much cause i was really young when i saw it but i dont think theres anything wrong with it because at least i'm not tevin or whatever that guys name was this was a mostly pointless blog post but it passes the time adios amigos until later you stay classy...... wherever you are

WOOOOO just got resident evil 5 and it kicks ass great game once again they out did themselves just like with the fourth game

It has possibly the most retarded sounding name for a dog (golden doodle) but my neighbor has one and they are awesome it's like a bigger version of Lilly

heres something you wont see on cuteoverload.com

i think the whole writing whatever pops into my head isn't that bad it is surprisingly entertaining for what it is. so these my be boring to read but thats just cause i am crazy bored and this is something to do to pass the time.

i find myself very bored so i figured i would try to write a new post about something in the hopes that by writing i will eventually think of something i can write about. so far i haven't had much luck so i guess i will write about the new songs i downloaded Story Problem by the envy corps is mad good i heard in the run fat boy run movie and i have to say it is a really good song they have one other song that i liked which is Rhinemaidens it's a little long but still good i also downloaded peacebone by animal collective i cut a little out of the beginning but the rest is still there and i like it. the songs i had before were starting to get a little old so i am glad i found these new ones all of which i actually paid for i have become a somewhat honest citizen now who supports his musicians.

Look Closely

Andrew Lalli

Asian People are CRAZY

Oh My God!!!!

Rock ... Hard Place ... Me

Hi I'm Jonathan I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. I'm not really good at giving advices. Do you want a sarcastic comment? Shall I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil...
Wow, you have really gorgeous hair.
Thanks, I grow it myself.
All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men. The fifth dentist caved in, now they all believe in using Trident?? Oh! Liked what she saw? Dug my action did she!?
Alright kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers… doesn't make much of a difference.

Monkeys

THEY ACTUALLY HAVE MONKEYS SERVING AT RESTAURANTS click here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7654267.stm

National Pie Week

Olivia Munn got over 50,000 people to sign her petition to change national pie day to national pie week. So you fellow AOTS watchers you know what this means WOOOOOO i hope i dont miss it though. Is she hot or what and she makes it offical asian and white people make some damn good looking kids.