Stories

one thing i have always enjoyed doing is making up random stories like my unforgettable but unrepeatable toxic boobs story me and 2 friends made up in third grade(we were young dont judge) so i figured i will start posting them. and if you want me to make a story about something just let me know.

Yes Dance

this is a really funny video my sister found on youtube watch it it's worth it.

Greatest tour guide ever

This is the greatest tour guide ever and i love her she is AWESOME it's a shame my family had to move to america if only they stayed in Scotland :'(

Drinks

me with the most delicious drink SEX ON THE BEACH. i only wish it was acceptable for men to drink it. i mean come on they're delicious.

Clowns

this is the creepy clown who gave candy to the girls in the group in our trip to Germany and he smelt really bad to i felt kinda bad for him though he is probably a homeless creepy clown.

Hilarious

so during lunch today me and my friends were sitting there in a awkward silence after one of my terrible stories about being vomit free since 93 and bother free since 4 months ago couldn't get it to rhyme like the other one. BUT THEN!! my friend starts to tell a story about her weekend and a sweet sixteen she when to this weekend. and it goes like this. she was grinding with this guy when all of a sudden she feels something hard can you guess what? Yeah it's probably what you thought and in her words she got him "extremely hard" hahahaha the funniest thing though was she said she felt accomplished from making him hard hahahaha. i told you i'd put it in my blog and if your reading this y hypothetical high 5 yea wud up niceeeeeee i guess that night was LEGEN wait for it ........ a little longer...... DARY!!!!!!!!!

Why I Love The Winter

Winter is my favorite season by far and here is why.

1. It's cold out. I love the cold because when your cold nothing feels better then wrapping yourself in blankets and drifting in and out of sleep.
2. skiing/ snowboarding both are really fun they are the two sports i actually really like.
3. Hot chocolate. It is delicious third best drink behind milk and orange juice
4. Perfect hot tubing weather. Whats better then running from a warm house to a hot tube in the snow and feeling a cold breeze while your in the hot tub it is so relaxing.
5. Making fires. My family always makes fires in the winter in our fire place and it is great having a fire going while you are the couch watching tv wrapped in blankets and drinking hot chocolate perhaps.
6. Going to hunter mountain. The feel you get when you are up there. You can even feel time slow down. A weekend up there can feel like a week, but in a good way depending on who is there.

If you are wondering why the holidays are not listed because I usually feel a little guilty during them. Mostly just Christmas though I always feel guilty then.

Enough Already

i was watching the news the other day and saw that someone is challenging obamas citizenship saying he was not born in the US. I dont even get why it was even put into the courts they should have just dismissed it. Obama won i dont see why people have to fight it i mean come on honestly is it that terrible to these people that he is president. I'm sure he is going to do fine considering the state of everything. No matter who got elected Obama or McCain both would have alot of trouble with this presidency. Back to what i said before though. People should just get over the election already, and not sit around and whine and try to find ways to cause problems for people.

Christmas

i finally got more Christmas songs on my ipod after they mysteriously disappeared from my computer and ipod

B Stinson

watch your step when you get up kids because i am about to drop some knowledge. relationships are like a freeway. freeways have exits so do relationships the first exit my favorite is 6 hours in you meet you talk you have sex you exit when shes in the shower. the next exits are 4 days 3 weeks 7 months then a year and a half then 18 years and the last exit death. which if you've been with the same woman your entire life you like are we there yet.

Sincerely B Stinson