Stories

one thing i have always enjoyed doing is making up random stories like my unforgettable but unrepeatable toxic boobs story me and 2 friends made up in third grade(we were young dont judge) so i figured i will start posting them. and if you want me to make a story about something just let me know.

Yes Dance

this is a really funny video my sister found on youtube watch it it's worth it.

Greatest tour guide ever

This is the greatest tour guide ever and i love her she is AWESOME it's a shame my family had to move to america if only they stayed in Scotland :'(

Drinks

me with the most delicious drink SEX ON THE BEACH. i only wish it was acceptable for men to drink it. i mean come on they're delicious.

Clowns

this is the creepy clown who gave candy to the girls in the group in our trip to Germany and he smelt really bad to i felt kinda bad for him though he is probably a homeless creepy clown.

Hilarious

so during lunch today me and my friends were sitting there in a awkward silence after one of my terrible stories about being vomit free since 93 and bother free since 4 months ago couldn't get it to rhyme like the other one. BUT THEN!! my friend starts to tell a story about her weekend and a sweet sixteen she when to this weekend. and it goes like this. she was grinding with this guy when all of a sudden she feels something hard can you guess what? Yeah it's probably what you thought and in her words she got him "extremely hard" hahahaha the funniest thing though was she said she felt accomplished from making him hard hahahaha. i told you i'd put it in my blog and if your reading this y hypothetical high 5 yea wud up niceeeeeee i guess that night was LEGEN wait for it ........ a little longer...... DARY!!!!!!!!!

Why I Love The Winter

Winter is my favorite season by far and here is why.

1. It's cold out. I love the cold because when your cold nothing feels better then wrapping yourself in blankets and drifting in and out of sleep.
2. skiing/ snowboarding both are really fun they are the two sports i actually really like.
3. Hot chocolate. It is delicious third best drink behind milk and orange juice
4. Perfect hot tubing weather. Whats better then running from a warm house to a hot tube in the snow and feeling a cold breeze while your in the hot tub it is so relaxing.
5. Making fires. My family always makes fires in the winter in our fire place and it is great having a fire going while you are the couch watching tv wrapped in blankets and drinking hot chocolate perhaps.
6. Going to hunter mountain. The feel you get when you are up there. You can even feel time slow down. A weekend up there can feel like a week, but in a good way depending on who is there.

If you are wondering why the holidays are not listed because I usually feel a little guilty during them. Mostly just Christmas though I always feel guilty then.

Enough Already

i was watching the news the other day and saw that someone is challenging obamas citizenship saying he was not born in the US. I dont even get why it was even put into the courts they should have just dismissed it. Obama won i dont see why people have to fight it i mean come on honestly is it that terrible to these people that he is president. I'm sure he is going to do fine considering the state of everything. No matter who got elected Obama or McCain both would have alot of trouble with this presidency. Back to what i said before though. People should just get over the election already, and not sit around and whine and try to find ways to cause problems for people.

Christmas

i finally got more Christmas songs on my ipod after they mysteriously disappeared from my computer and ipod

B Stinson

watch your step when you get up kids because i am about to drop some knowledge. relationships are like a freeway. freeways have exits so do relationships the first exit my favorite is 6 hours in you meet you talk you have sex you exit when shes in the shower. the next exits are 4 days 3 weeks 7 months then a year and a half then 18 years and the last exit death. which if you've been with the same woman your entire life you like are we there yet.

Sincerely B Stinson

B Stinson

1 of the 24 similarities between girls and fish is they they both are attracted to shiny objects.

Sincerely B Stinson

college

i got into ASU wooooooo now i am guaranteed to not have to go to mercer haha

England Rocks

i have to visit england one day i actually want to move there for a bit after college see if maybe i can find a good job there and maybe live there but i dont know what the chances of me being able to do that are but i definitely want to spend at least a month there so i can work on my english accent because i allready got my scotish one down pat and it's mad fun to talk with so if i could get an english accent and an irish accent that would be awesome nd i can pick up the ladies with it. i'd be the english guy they all dream about and then they will throw their inhibitions into the wind and i could get some.....









hahaha danielle i bet you were shocked at that

too much

i realized i write way to much in the future i will try to shorten things up a wee bit

father games

TIGER CLAW!!!!! i used to try to jump out from around a corner and scare my dad with that. ever since 7th grade i remember all these things i would do with my dad like the you some of this phase i would go up to him and say you want some of this? and kind push him back with my chest it was pretty fun because he would do it to. then was the tiger claw phase i actually got it from the movie the new guy but me and him would try to hide then scare the other one i dont do it much now because i'm afraid i might give him a heart attack but i am always tempted when i hear him walking up the steps to hide then jump out and yell tiger claw. the lock game was the next one you can play it with anyone who is outside of a car, house, or anything with a lock keeping them out. you basically just keep unlocking it then relocking it before they can open it and get in it is really fun when you are inside and the person is outside and it's even better if it's raining. but me and my dad had some pretty epic lock game battles one day he locked me out so i ran over to the gerage but he locked that before i got there so i went to my window i leave unlocked just incase i get locked out by him but he locked that so i wound up climbing onto my roof to climb through my bathroom window which he never suspected. now we mostly just chill on the couch with each other and watch our tv shows on mondays wensdays and fridays and sometimes sundays. i'm going to miss hime the most when i move out though he likes to joke round a lot and he doesent take things really seriuosly so you can say something and as long as you said it jokingly hes laughing. one funny thing is my mom is the complete opposite and my dad calls me dumb ass or jackass and my mom is like hey dont do that you'll hurt his self esteem and then we'll both laugh and i'll call him something that i wont write here but we have some good times together saying stuff sarcasticly like in movies he is with out a doubt the best person to watch a movie with some of the things he says are really corny but they are just so corny you have to laugh and i laugh pretty hard to because i am amazed he would say something like that.

friends

My friends they are an odd bunch we have the book worm who is very proud of her nerdiness and its refreshing to see someone embrace that. then someone who is kind of like a book worm but at the same time you can tell she got some spunk from the way she struts around. the two of them both seem to be obsessed with foreign guys and tall guys they probably are obsessed about foreign guys because from what they say almost all the guys around here suck. as for the guys. one guy has to make everything really manly but at the same time he is really really sensitive so it can be kind funny when one minute he is all manly then does a complete 180 to being really sensitive and lecturing you. The next one i dont really know how to explain him i have been friends with him since 8th grade but he's changed recently he has become more rebellous from his parents which if i was in his shoes i'd go crazy because his parents are redicolously strict so i understand that but at the same time i worry for him because i feel that he might make some mistakes that he'll regret. the last one i am going to talk about i dont really know how to explain because he changes how he acts when he is around diffrent people he can basicly have any type of personality depending on who he is with and he really likes the easy girls no other way to put that and i think he'd even agree. now thats all i really have to say about that. but i think i'll keep writing any way about something new so Danielle if your still reading this theres more about you since you are probably the only person reading this haha but yea there arent many people like you in our school so be pround of that you dont suck like most of our school. but yea i didnt mean to sound mean or anything above that is just how i would describe everyone at this moment but because of my indecisiveness which i probably spelt worng my veiws on you guys will probably be diffrent tomorrow or maybe a couple of days. but yea why does the spell check just stop working on this thing once you type a certain amount? oh and if you have anything you want me to write about let me know.

kids

today i was talking to my friend about how young a kid should be when he is left alone in the house and i thought about it a little more and i decided that when the kid is 7 he is old enough to be left alone in the house but i'm not saying he can be left alone for hours on end with no one checking in on him i am saying if the parent will be gone for an hour or 2 at the most it is ok. kids need more time to be independent and make some decisions themselves and not be taken care of by a parent constantly.

life is confusing plain and simple it never seems to work out the way you think it will and something can always happen that will change things even if you think they wont make anything change at all.

Zombie survival guide

one of the few books i have read from front to back is the zombie survival guide it may sound stupid but it is actually really entertaining so if you get the chance read it and if the zombies ever do attack you will be prepared

crazy kids

beware of kids dressed as bat man when my dad was a kid him and his cousin were playing cathc with a toy that was a bomb and would make an exploding sound after a certain amount of time (hot potato game) but some kid dressed as bat man ran up to them said give me that and my dads cousin said no and the next thing he knows the kid jumps up and bites him on the head he had to get three stitches or something like that so watch out for batman kids

beware of sisters , life savers, and dishwashers

Here is my life story from ages 1-5 at age one my sister allmsot killed me by dragging me down a step by my legs and causing the back of my head to be cut open . lucky i was brought to the hospital in time and i got stiches which you can see when my hair is short enough. but i've never been able to see them and it drives me crazy cuase i want to and sadlyu i cant. this time i was about two and i dont know if i should count this but it's kinda funny, and it's a reason why you should never give kids life savers. my brother (eight at the time) and my sister (five or six at the time) and me all got life savers and the worst thing possible happened all three of us started to choke on them at the same time my parents rushing over to help my brother and sister while i ran behind the couch because i was afraid (keep in mind i was two years old so dont be like man your a retard besides when your that young choking would be scary as hell) but i eventually go saved and my parents never gave us life savers again. The last time i allmost died i really remember i was five and i was having dinner at a friends house and we started playing tag in the house. i ran into the kitchen being chased and fell on an open dishawasher. i roll off and look at my chest and i see a knife in it pretty crazy i didnt even feel like anything went into me but it hurt like a bitch when it was taken out that i remember as the worst part other then the antibiotics they put on it that stung alot to. but i survied it came with in an inch of my heart scraped my lung and something else i forget what though. but yea dont play tag in the house

first try/ tv EXPLODES!

this is my first blog i dont know exactly what to do but i'll tell you this i am a terrible writer so never expect any periods in what i write except for the random ones when i feel like putting it there. and well yea my tv didnt explode. but while i was sitting next to it it started sparking like crazy and smelt like burn sulfur so i am curently without my tv anymore and i just realized that i cant play video games online anymore because theres no inter cable by any other tvs in my house what the hell. damn it.